Australia is the continent foreigners think Africa is.
Have you seen the wildlife? I mean, how wild the wildlife is? Wild and casual.
Imagine a venomous snake confidently strolling into your home. And looking at you like you are the trespasser. Well, you just might be the trespasser.
I just recently saw a video of a waiter dragging a monitor lizard out of their restaurant. I wonder if, "must be able to tackle wild animals" was part of her job description. Because she did it so casually.
Australia used to be my country crush, when I was still very enthusiastic about wildlife. I just discovered that I don't want any of those near me. Let's be respecting ourselves, please.